Tales -- by Steve Topping -- Copyright 1996 -- topwheel@softcom.net Come with Me, All You Young Cow Punchers Young and Old, What Makes the Diff Listen and Laugh, at the Stories of Old As Told by this Old Stiff Grandpa, Did You Really Do the Things You Say? I'm Dying If I'm Lying, with a Great Big Grin Come See, Come Sigh, and Plan to Stay And Hear about Your Kin Can I See with My Eyes Closed, Grandpa As I Listen to These Stories and Tales? If You Can't, Then Just Listen to the Wales As I Tell These Stories and Big Tall Tales Mommys and Daddys, You'll Be Someday So Make Sure You Listen Real Close And Someday, You'll Tell Your Children What They Want to Hear the Most Stories of Old, Will Never Die 'Cause They'll Live in the Minds of the Young And Someday, You May Look up at the Sky And There Will Be a Cloud with Two Sails Standing There, Will Be Your Grandma and I And Me Telling Her My Stories and Big Tall Tales