Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Do witches run spell checkers? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor if you can't drink and drive? Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats and not a parachute? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning? If 7-11's are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks onthe doors? If a cow laughs really hard does milk come out of its nose? What makes Teflon stick to the pan?