> NO BALLOONS!! Turtles and tortoises eat the broken balloons and die!! Wet she > doesn't mind. *G* > > honey, I wouldn't dream of hurting your babies!!! OK, missi, truce. But ......... here's another little something for you miss missi: Blonde Wins This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a mini-van." But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home." Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And she's hands the ticket to the manager and he reads . . . ....... ready for this? Keep going ........ here it comes ............ WIN A BAGEL