Dave walks into the bar and sees his mate Jeff huddled on the bar, depressed. Dave walks over and asks Jeff what's wrong. "Well," replies Jeff, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Dave with a smile. "Well," says Jeff, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Dave, "when are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Jeff, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some sellotape and taped my todger to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." Sensible." says Dave. "So I get to her door," says Jeff, "and I rang her doorbell. And she answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" Jeff huddles over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face." »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:* ´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³ When you open to channel, you automatically open up to the light of your own soul - Omni Richiele'marie ICQ #63829109 (fishy) »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:* ´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³