ODD SONG TITLES and LINES All The Girls Look Prettier at Closing Time C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs Don't Do Anything 'Til I Hear From You Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal posts of Life. Fido is a Hot Dog Now For Better or Worse, But not for Long Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door >From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies Get your Biscuits in the Oven and your Buns in the bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Heaven's Just A Sin Away Horses Don't Bet On People (And That's Why They Never Go Broke How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? How Can You believe Me When I Say I love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It I Didn't Raise My Dog to be a Sausage If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You If I Can't Sell it, I'll Keep Sitting On It If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. If money talks, it ain't on speaking terms with me If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? If You Really Loved Me You Would Have Married Somebody Else If You Won't Leave Me Alone Ill Find Someone Who Will I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine I Heard the Voice of a Porkchop I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It's Love I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life. I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue I'm Gonna Build Me a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drink I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Still Too Young to Care I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here I'm the Guy that Paid the Rent for Mrs. Rip Van Winkle I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised In the Good Old Days when Times were Bad I Ran Over My Dog in My Pickup at the Trainstation Comin' Back From My Mother's Funeral After I Got Out of Jail, In the Rain I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I Thought the Acropolis Was a Ruin Until I Saw You It's Only The Hair On A Gooseberry (That Stops It From Being A Grape) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart I've Got Elgin Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand hours) I've got Ford Engine Movements in my Hips(guaranteed a thousand miles) I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long) I've Never Seen a Straight Banana I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake, But I'll Go Chasin' Women I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win In the Footprints of Time, I'm Just a Heel Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Sweet Tooth Tells Me Yes, But My Wisdom Tooth Says No My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him Never Hit Your Grandma with a Shovel (Spike Jones) Nitric Acid Rag No Matter how young a Prune may be, it's Always full of Wrinkles Not Tonight, I Have a Heartache Now I lay Me Down To Cheat Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, ...... But Baby I Can See Through You Pardon My Southern Movements, Miss Lou "Peekin' Through the Knothole In Grandma's Wooden Leg" Poison Ivories Put On the Soup Ma, Dad's Rakin' the Back Yard With His False Teeth Razzazza Mazzazza Run to the Roundhouse, Sally, They Can't Corner You There She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft She Made Toothpicks Of The Timber Of My Heart She Was Bred in Old Kentucky, But She's Just a Crumb Out Here She's Your Cook, But She Burns My Bread Sometimes The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch The Coat and Pants Do All Of The Work But It's The Vest That Gets The Gravy (Hoosier Hotshots) The Last Word in Lonesome Is Me The Pint of No Return The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House (Often misremembered as "The Railroad Runs Through the Middle of the House") These Boots Were Meant For Lickin' Time Wounds All Heels Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over What Kind of a Noise Annoys an Oyster? What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me) When It's Night Time in Italy it's Wednesday Over Here When It's Oyster Picking Time in Chattanooga I'll Muscle In On You When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town) When We Were Down to Nothin' (Nothin' Sure Looked Good on You) When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In ... When Your Phone Don't Ring It'll Be Me Whoop! Whoop!! Whoop!!! Make a Noise Like a Hoop and Roll Away (1908) Who Put All My Ex's in Texas? Yes, We Have No Bananas Yes, We Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often You Called Her Up, Now You Call Her Off You Can Lead a Horticulture, But You Cain't Make 'er Think You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses) (and the Pig got up and Slowly Walked Away) You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It 'Til You Do It Right You May Put Me In Prison, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breakin' Out You Stole My Wife, You Horse Thief You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Your Red Scarf Matches Your Eyes (line from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas") rec. by Guy Marks " Oh you burned your finger that evening while my back was turned I asked the waiter for iodine But I dined alone Your red scarf matches your eyes You close your cover before striking Father had the ship-fitter blues Loving you has made me bananas" Your Wife's Been Cheatin' On Us Again