A man was out in his back yard trying to fly a kite. He would throw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it, it would spin around for a few seconds and then it would come crashing back down. He tried this over and over, several times. All the while his wife was watching from her kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need guidance in everything, she opened the window and yelled, "You need more tail," The man turned to her and said, "well, make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"