> Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months, he > walks to work > > every day and passes a shoe store. > > > > Each day he stops and looks in the window and > > admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. > > > > After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes > cost and > > purchases them. > > > > Each Friday night the Italian community gets > together at a dance > > at the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the > opportunity to wear > > his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance. > > > > He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks > her, "Sophia, > > you wear red panties tonighta yes?" > > > > Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red > panties > > tonight, but how do you know?" Giorgio replies, "I > see the > > reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. > How do you like > them?" > > > > Next he asks Rosa to dance, after a few minutes he > says to her, > > "Rosa, you wear white panties tonighta yes?" Rose > answers, "Yes, > > Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?" He answers > "I see the > > reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. > How do you like > them?" > > > > Now the evening is almost over and the last song is > being > > played, Giorgio asks Carmela to dance. Mid way > through the > > dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmela, stilla > my heart, > > please, please tell me you wear no panties tonighta, > please, > > please, tella me this is true." > > Carmella answers,Yes Giorgio, I wear no panties > tonight." > > > > Giorgio gasps and says ...."Thanka God ... I thought > I had a CRACK > > in my $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes." > > > > > .·:*´¨`*:·..·:*´¨`*:·. *: * Richiele * * *·. .·* `*·-:¦:-*´ ³´`*:»§«:*´`³