> Can I Get a Push? ------------------------------------ > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 AM by a loud > pounding on the front door. The man struggles out of > bed and goes to the door, opens it, and finds an > obviously drunken stranger standing in a pouring > rain. > > Almost snarling because of the inconvenience, the > guy says to the drunk,"Yeah, what do you want?!" > > Would you give me a push?" the drunk slurs. > > Are you crazy? Not a chance," the husband answers. > "It's three o'clock in the morning!" and slams the > door and returns to bed. > > Who was it?" asked the wife, not helping the > situation in the least. "Some drunk asking for a > push," he mumbles. > > Did you help him? the wife asks. Now teetering on > the edge of exploding, the guy says, "NO! I didn't > help him...it's three in the morning and raining > like crazy outside." > > Well, you've got a very short memory," says his > wife. "Don't you remember when we were on the way > to a party and those two guys helped us? I think you > should help this poor man." > > Now wide awake and knowing he'll he unable to go > back to sleep, the husband mumbles under his breath, > gets dressed, and stands on the front porch in the > driving rain. "Hey, are you still out there?" > "Yeah," comes the answer. > > Do you still want a push?" asks the husband "Yes, > please!" comes the reply from the dark. Unable to > see anything or anyone in the dark, the husbands > says, "Where are you?" The drunk replies "Over > »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»«§:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*: »§« My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet. Richiele 'Marie <*}}>< MSN [email protected] »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»«§:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«