> A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After > almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and > they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, > but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill of > $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He > tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't > worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man > insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the > man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge > conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. > "But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you > could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have > taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best > entertainers from New York, Hollywood and > > Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of > those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could > have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, > the man replies, "But we > didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up > and agrees to pay. > He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised > when he looks at the check. > > "But Sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's > right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was > here, and you could have." > »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»«§:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*: »§« My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet. Richiele 'Marie <*}}>< MSN [email protected] »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»«§:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«