> >One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and > >some bad news," The Lord said. > > > >Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news > >first." > > > >Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, > >one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, > >solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The > >other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you > >great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now > >intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very > >happy that you now have this organ to give her children." > > > >Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have > >given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great > >tidings?" > > > >The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >

Well you really are a natural blonde aren't you? You left off the puncch line - - - LOL Asa d............. ----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 4:59 PM Subject: [FOLKLORE FAMILY] Re: God's Gift to Adam > >One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and > >some bad news," The Lord said. > > > >Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news > >first." > > > >Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, > >one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, > >solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The > >other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you > >great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now > >intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very > >happy that you now have this organ to give her children." > > > >Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have > >given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great > >tidings?" > > > >The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > >. > > ==== FOLKLORE Mailing List ==== "Folklore Family" Listresses Missi [email protected] & Kath [email protected] »§«:*´`³¤³´´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«