> He said....She said: > > > > 10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you got nothing to put in > it. > She said... You wear briefs, don't you? > > 9) She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk? > He said ... It's not my fault ... I ran out of money. > > 8) He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love > to you in the worst way. > She said... Well, you succeeded. > > 7) He said... "Two inches more and I would be king." > She said... "Two inches less and you'd be queen." > > 6) On a wall in the ladies room it read: "My husband follows me > everywhere." > Written just below it: "I do not." > > 5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" > She said... "That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board > while I sit on the sofa and watch TV." > > 4) Priest ... "I don't think you'll ever find another man like your late > husband." > She said ... "Who's gonna look?" > > 3) He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave > you? > She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror. > > 2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. > She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway > light on. > > and the number 1 "He said... She said..." > > 1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? > She said... I would, but you're never there. «:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«^i^MISSI ^i^«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§« Richiele Marie [email protected] (Missi) I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too. »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«