> > Read this all the way through for a good dose of guilt and shame. Shame > on you! > > > I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I > can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she > says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she > didn't answer and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that > anymore. > > The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. > > I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to > breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag > filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on > account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body > transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said > nobody hires crying people. > > I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always > gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her > sneeze and chafes her real bad. > > I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to > everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. > Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill > Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that > funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America > and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can > hear them better. > > Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take > up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The > doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to > play baseball. Right now I can only be third base. > > Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another > prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please > help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to > rot before I turn 10. > > If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean > and heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only > a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own > guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and > then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you > can't take five minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they > can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? > > Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. > I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't > chew on me and try to bury its poop in the leaves of my burlap body. I > wish that very much. > > Thank You, > > Billy "Smiles" Evans (the boy with just a head, and a burlap sack for a > body) > »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§« You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me Richiele Sloan ICQ #63829109 (Missi) »§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«

<LOL> Poor little guy........ kath > > I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to > > breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag > > filled with leaves.