MR. JONES An old man, Mr. Jones, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracey asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracey," said Mr. Jones, "My 'little friend' died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh I'm so sorry, Mr. Jones. Please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Jones was walking down the hall with his 'little friend' hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracey. "Mr. Jones," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this, please put your 'friend' back inside your pajamas." "But Nurse Tracey," replied Mr. Jones, "I told you yesterday that it died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracey. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing." If you dont stand for something, you'll fall for anything....... _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/