* My Most Embarrassing Moment * =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= This story happened to a friend of our families and we have laughed about it many, many, times over the years. Since the person it happened to would literally die if she knew I was doing this, I am changing her name to Sue. She had never water skied and my dad was trying to teach her how. I'd guess that there were about 8 attempts where she was dragged in the water, then lost hold of the rope without ever coming up on top of the water. Finally, when she did get on top of the water she was too scared to stand up. So, she rode for about 3 or 4 minutes squatting on the skies before she fell back into the water. She didn't want to try again so she got into the boat. As soon as she got in the boat she told my dad she needed to go to the bathroom. Dad told her it was a good ways to get where there was a bathroom and suggested she get back in the water and go. She blushed and said that she had to poop. So, dad told her OK and that he would head to the nearest dock. He then proceeded to pull in the ski rope. Before he got the rope in, Sue just completely lost all control and pooped all over the boat. Evidentially, while she was being pulled squatting across the lake, she was getting a very effective enema. Our family has dubbed her the SUPER POOPER! Yesterday, I had all of my family over for a cook out and we got to talking about the large number of people my dad has taught to water-ski over the years and all I had to say was, "and then there was Sue!" and we all cracked up. She would kill us all if she know that we are still laughing after all this time. Name withheld