> MALE OR FEMALE? > > SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears > useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just > opening bottles. > > KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in > pairs. > > TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated. > > HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere, > you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the > hot air part. > > SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable > and retain water. > > WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on. > > SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its > tongue hanging out. > > COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to > warm up -- because it is an effective reproductive device when > the right buttons are pushed -- because it can wreak havoc when > the wrong buttons are pushed. > > ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, > but you can always see right through them. > > SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to > pick people up. > > HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over > the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. > > REMOTE CONTROL -- Definitely female, because it gives men > pleasure; he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always > know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. > .·:*´¨`*:·..·:*´¨`*:·. *: * Richiele * * *·. .·* `*·-:¦:-*´ ³´`*:»§«:*´`³