Eve then Adam After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how iseverything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets arebreathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I havejust this one problem. It is these three breasts that you have given me. Themiddle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them withmy arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they are a realpain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came inpairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., that she felt that having onlytwo breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced", as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, youknow. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that! you needed onlyhalf of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into thebushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve,how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for oneoversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe hasa ram and the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. Ifeel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right, how couldI have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create aman from a part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that useless boob?" Makes more sense than that business about the rib. »§««:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«<*}}><FI§HY><))*>«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§« Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for FISH Richiele 'Marie YAHOO Messenger kissy_fishy »§««:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«<*}}><FI§HY><))*>«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«