Subject: Bottle of Merlot A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent to her, knowing that is she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle of merlot and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the gentleman." She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man sends one of his own, and it reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW850iL and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back, honey." »§««:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«<*}}><FI§HY><))*>«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§« Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for FISH Richiele 'Marie YAHOO Messenger kissy_fishy »§««:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«<*}}><FI§HY><))*>«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«