Hahahahaha~! :*) ROTFLMBO~! This is great Janis. Thanks. kath PS any updates on the poor little boy born without a body...? Did he ever get his puppy, ...or arms to hold it~? I don't think this guy liked his Polk speakers.... ====================================================== Description These are some truly horrible Polk multimedia speakers. They came with an HP computer I bought a year ago. They're bad, brutally so. I had speakers that sucked worse once- they came on my first PC in 1991. It was OK for speakers to suck in 1991. The funny thing is- there is nothing at all wrong with these speakers. They are in perfect working condition! That means.... they are supposed to suck. And boy-oh-boy do they ever! If I were the president of Polk I would insist that we not put out crap like this- let someone else do it. But I guess someone has to make low-end speakers. These will go great on your HP computer and sound really nice! Just kidding. But they'll be just as good as any other speakers of the same type. I see people actually buying these pieces of garbage on here, so here are mine. As an added inducement, because these speakers won't sell themselves, here's the deal Buy my speakers and I'll be your best friend! That's right, on a one time basis only when you have a fight with your girlfriend, or you wreck your car, or something else depresses you, you can call me and I'll listen to you and pretend I care for 17 minutes, while watching reruns on TV. (Additional minutes can be purchased separately. On eBay of course, this is not fee avoidance.) Two rules I will not talk dirty to you I will under no circumstances listen to you complain about the quality of your speakers So, if you're one of those people who are bidding on someone else's auction for these speakers- BUY MINE. Mine are just as good as theirs- they both suck. Payment by Paypal c2it by Citibank USPS Money Order Cashier checks Shipping is only $5.00, and in the U.S. only. This is a no reserve auction. As always, I'm happy to answer any questions. Thanks for your interest! I truly appreciate your stopping by!