WOW! I got the piece of garbage HP printer that should go well with his speakers! Pat Las Vegas Turk McGee wrote: > I don't think this guy liked his Polk speakers.... > ====================================================== > > Description > > These are some truly horrible Polk multimedia speakers. They came with > > an HP computer I bought a year ago. They're bad, brutally so. I had > speakers that sucked worse once- they came on my first PC in 1991. It > was OK for speakers to suck in 1991. The funny thing is- there is > nothing at all wrong with these speakers. They are in perfect working > condition! That means.... they are supposed to suck. And boy-oh-boy do > > they ever! If I were the president of Polk I would insist that we not > put out crap like this- let someone else do it. But I guess someone > has > to make low-end speakers. > > These will go great on your HP computer and sound really nice! Just > kidding. But they'll be just as good as any other speakers of the same > > type. I see people actually buying these pieces of garbage on here, so > > here are mine. > > As an added inducement, because these speakers won't sell themselves, > here's the deal > > Buy my speakers and I'll be your best friend! That's right, on a one > time basis only when you have a fight with your girlfriend, or you > wreck > your car, or something else depresses you, you can call me and I'll > listen to you and pretend I care for 17 minutes, while watching reruns > > on TV. (Additional minutes can be purchased separately. On eBay of > course, this is not fee avoidance.) > > Two rules > > I will not talk dirty to you > I will under no circumstances listen to you complain about the quality > > of your speakers > > So, if you're one of those people who are bidding on someone else's > auction for these speakers- BUY MINE. Mine are just as good as theirs- > > they both suck. > > Payment by > > Paypal c2it by Citibank > USPS Money Order > Cashier checks > Shipping is only $5.00, and in the U.S. only. > This is a no reserve auction. > As always, I'm happy to answer any questions. Thanks for your > interest! > I truly appreciate your stopping by! > > ==== FOLKLORE Mailing List ==== > "Folklore Family" Listresses > Missi Richiele3@aol.com & Kath Mzmouser@attbi.com > »§«:*´`³¤³´´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«