I have a new desire in life.... I wanna be a bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months but sleep. I could deal with that... Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too... If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that, too... If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling and he EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup... I wanna be a bear.