--part1_146.b49c518.29c7f984_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit << HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? > You boil the hell out of it. > > WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? > Dam! > > WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? > Polaroids. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? > A stick. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? > Nacho Cheese. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? > Subordinate Clauses. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? > Quattro Sinko. > > WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? > Spoiled milk. > > WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? > Frostbite. > > WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? > A nervous wreck. > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? > Anyone can roast beef. > > WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? > Right where you left him. > > WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? > Because they have big fingers. > > WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? > Because it scares the hell out of the dog. > > WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? > Sanka. > > WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? > The location of the dirt bag. > > WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? > Because he's wearing his belt buckle on his hat. > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? > A bad golfer goes whack, "damn." A bad skydiver goes "damn," whack. > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? > Unique up on it. > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? > Tame way, unique up on it. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? > Skeet. > > WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? > An Amish Drive-By Shooting. > > HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A WEST VIRGINIA DIVORCE THE SAME? > Somebody's gonna lose a trailer. > > >> --part1_146.b49c518.29c7f984_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-path: <FRathbun@aol.com> From: FRathbun@aol.com Full-name: FRathbun Message-ID: <cf.14293504.29c787f2@aol.com> Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 13:12:02 EST Subject: WHAT WHEN, AND HOW To: Sugarmtwo@aol.com, BJordan605@aol.com, ILuvPolarBearz@aol.com, BLR111@worldnet.att.net, Lilhitler3@aol.com, Balla396@aol.com, ChuckRobberts@netscape.net, ctomson1@flash.net, Cindy.Thompson@solvay.com, Greek2468@aol.com, DICK_RATHBUN@email.msn.com, Nativesoul7@aol.com, Dotnrob@aol.com, dugndan@xpressweb.com, cfoster@richnet.net, GOOFYAJ@aol.com, gorbercole@aol.com, HBCLM@prodigy.net, Debhug68@aol.com, UFFDA4@aol.com, JJGRAVITY@aol.com, UFFDAMTN@aol.com, KlausGermany@aol.com, revl.wilson@juno.com, TxSihing@aol.com, SMillou@aol.com, Wwjd8221@aol.com, Mutat@aol.com, teana_rathbun@hotmail.com, Macalusotree@aol.com, Young1188@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 139 > HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? > You boil the hell out of it. > > WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? > Dam! > > WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? > Polaroids. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? > A stick. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? > Nacho Cheese. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? > Subordinate Clauses. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? > Quattro Sinko. > > WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? > Spoiled milk. > > WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? > Frostbite. > > WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? > A nervous wreck. > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? > Anyone can roast beef. > > WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? > Right where you left him. > > WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? > Because they have big fingers. > > WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? > Because it scares the hell out of the dog. > > WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? > Sanka. > > WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? > The location of the dirt bag. > > WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? > Because he's wearing his belt buckle on his hat. > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? > A bad golfer goes whack, "damn." A bad skydiver goes "damn," whack. > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? > Unique up on it. > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? > Tame way, unique up on it. > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? > Skeet. > > WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? > An Amish Drive-By Shooting. > > HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A WEST VIRGINIA DIVORCE THE SAME? > Somebody's gonna lose a trailer. > > --part1_146.b49c518.29c7f984_boundary--