What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do! Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you? What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet. How do you post a bunny? Hare mail. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force. What goes ha-ha-clunk? A bunny laughing its head off. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for 3 hours!. What do you get when you cross an bunny with a Scottish bun? A bonnybunnybun! What do you get if you cross a 'Jackaroo'- Bunny with a Dr. Frankenstien? You get a 'hare-brained' Jackyl! Where does a bunny go when it dies? To the hare-after. What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny with a blue Easter bunny? A crying bunny!