Paint Job > > This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde > jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show > her husband that blondes really are smart. > > While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a > couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves > for work, she gets down to the task at hand. > > Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive odor of paint. > He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a > pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat > at the same time. > > He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she > is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde > women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. > > He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies > that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... > > FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. > > > > > This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde > jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show > her husband that blondes really are smart. > > While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a > couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves > for work, she gets down to the task at hand. > > Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive odor of paint. > He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a > pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat > at the same time. > > He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she > is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde > women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. > > He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies > that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... > > FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. > > >