Do you remember? Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport Rolf Harris SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says: Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed, They're a dangerous breed, mate So watch me wallabies feed All together now! CHORUS: Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, Keep me cockatoo cool Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl Just keep me cockatoo cool All together now! (CHORUS) 'n' take me koala back, Jack Take me koala back He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac So take me koala back All together now! (CHORUS) Let me abos go loose, Lew Let me abos go loose They're of no further use, Lew So let me abos go loose All together now! (CHORUS) And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck All together now! (CHORUS) Play your didgeridoo, Blue Play your didgeridoo Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue Play your didgeridoo All together now! (CHORUS) Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangin' on the shed!! All together now! (CHORUS)

Thanks Janis, I always liked this one. Mary Do you remember? Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport Rolf Harris SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says: Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed, They're a dangerous breed, mate So watch me wallabies feed All together now! CHORUS: Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, Keep me cockatoo cool Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl Just keep me cockatoo cool All together now! (CHORUS) 'n' take me koala back, Jack Take me koala back He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac So take me koala back All together now! (CHORUS) Let me abos go loose, Lew Let me abos go loose They're of no further use, Lew So let me abos go loose All together now! (CHORUS) And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck All together now! (CHORUS) Play your didgeridoo, Blue Play your didgeridoo Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue Play your didgeridoo All together now! (CHORUS) Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangin' on the shed!! All together now! (CHORUS)