From: "MountainWings" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #1339 Hell > > A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil > told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20- > pound sledgehammer in 95-degree heat with 95% humidity. At the > end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, > only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. > > The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar > to those on his beloved farm back in Georgia. > > The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, > with 100% humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again > checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be sweating > and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old > days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August > on his beloved farm back in Georgia. > > At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature for > this man to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end of the > next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man > miserable. But, the man was instead singing louder than ever, > twirling the sledge hammer like a baton. When the devil asked > him why he was so happy, the man answered, > > "Cold day in hell, the Falcons must have won the Super Bowl!" > > The Falcons are the football team here in Atlanta, Georgia. > They have never won the Super Bowl. > If you want to pass this on, just substitute the name of your > team (that's never won a major championship) and pass it on. > > > Note: This IS a joke. Hell is much worse. http://www.mountainwings.com