I think y'all will relate to this!! >My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? > >My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated > >My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! > >Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! > >My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. > >How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? > >I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. > >I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged > >I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? > >If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... > >Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! > >It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? > >A family reunion is an effective form of birth control > >A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots > >A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away > >After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted > >Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it > >Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples > >Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? > >FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. > >Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it > >Genealogists are time unravelers > >Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! > >Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people > >"Crazy" is a relative term in my family > >A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor > >I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand > >I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! > >I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days > >I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower > >Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress > >Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality > >Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! > >It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a >thief. > >Many a family tree needs pruning > >Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. > >Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! > >That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! > >I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes > >Genealogists live in the past lane > >Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! > >Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree > >Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! > >Always willing to share my ignorance.... > >Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy > >Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! > >Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? > >That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards > >I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! > >SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! > > > >______________________________