Hi, My local paper, the Saint Paul Pioneer Press, runs a feature called Bulletin Board, that contains an assortment of folksy humorous items called in by readers. Today's offering included the following: Unclear on the concept: Writes AJ's Mom of "Casablanca-by-the-Sea": "When I worked in the downtown bank in St. Paul, the head teller and I were talking about our last names. Hers, it turned out, was Polish. I explained that my maiden name was Flemish. "Her completely serious reply was: 'And where is Flemland?'" BULLETIN BOARD NOTES: Better Flemland than what she probably intended: "And where is Phlegmland?" Bill [email protected]