Delightful! Thank you! Am sending it on! At 07:38 PM 3/20/98 EST, you wrote: >I couldnt send the letter so here goes: >Technology for the Country Folk: > >LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. >LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. >MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. >DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. >MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood >FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood >RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood >HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time >PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time >WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside >SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season >BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do >CHIP: Munchies fer the TV >MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag >MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields >DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife >LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps >KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang truck keys >SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs >MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn >MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf >PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine >ENTER: Norther talk fer, C'Mon in y'all >RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle >MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole. > Anne Boyes boyes@gardener.com http://www.geocities.com/~hoseahouse/genealogy/