At 08:21 PM 10/27/97 -0800, you wrote: >God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to come to a >conference. And, when they were all there, God said: "I've got good >news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm really fed up with >the way things are on Earth, so I've decided to destroy it. > >The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice." > >So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and >announced: "I've got good news and I've got bad news The good news is >that there is a God. The bad news is that He's going to destroy the Earth >in one week." > >Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced: >"I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God >after all. The worse news is that He's going to destroy the Earth in a >week." > >Bill Gates, meanwhile, called all of his programmers, marketing experts, >and administrators together and announced: "I've got good news and I've >got better news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the 3 most >important men on Earth. The better news is that we don't have to fix >Windows 95." > Anne Boyes boyes@gardener.com <center>http://www.geocities.com/~hoseahouse/gen/gene.html Linking to Lives: An indexed collection of links for doing genealogy, beginner to experienced! http://www.geocities.com/~hoseahouse/irish/irish.html WildIrish Roves: Irish Genealogy, History and Culture, with a little Fun! </center>