Gee, someone has done a lot of research here! ;) Enjoy! Also, this is a TEST - if you were in class 33 and don't get two copies of this it means you're not on the FIANNA-L and won't get info from me once the new term starts! So, if you didn't get two copies, please...go sign up for the FIANNA-L this way: FIANNA-L-request@rootsweb.com message is just the word subscribe. No subject. turn of any automatic signature. The list is Fianna's way of communicating with former study group members. There is not a great deal of activity, it won't swamp your mailbox! And some of the nicest things come thru from time to time! :) Have a very merry holiday season. Peace. chirho At 07:44 PM 12/15/97 -0500, you wrote: > >---- >Subject: Who is Jack Schitt? > >Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed. >Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know >Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation. >Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the >fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc. >In turn, Jack Schitt married No Schitt and the deeply religious couple >produced 6 children: Holy Schitt; twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; >Fulla Schitt; Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. >After being married for 15 years, Jack and No divorced. No later married >Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep >her previous name. She was known as No Schitt-Sherlock. >Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken >Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood >and consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony. >The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the >prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his >new bride, Pisa Schitt. >Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them. > > > > > > > Anne Boyes boyes@gardener.com http://www.geocities.com/~hoseahouse/genealogy/