Subject: Very Ineresting NO SHITT > > > > Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't > > > > >> know Jack Schitt." But the lineage has finally been revealed and > > you > > > > >can > > > > >> now intellectually handle the situation. > > > > >> > > > > >> AT LAST, AN ANSWER TO THE AGE OLD QUESTION -- WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt and they > > became > > > > >> partners in Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. They only had one child, Jack > > > > >> Schitt. > > > > >> > > > > >> When Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, however, the deeply religious > > > > >couple > > > > >> produced 7 children: Holie Schitt (who later went into the > > > > >priesthood), > > > > >> Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Crock A. Schitt, and the > > > > >twins, > > > > >> Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. > > > > >> > > > > >> As sometimes happens, after 15 years Jack and Noe divorced and Noe > > > > >Schitt > > > > >> later married Mr. Scherlock. But because Noe's kids lived with > > them, > > > > >she > > > > >> kept her previous name and was then known as Noe Schitt - Sherlock. > > > > >> > > > > >> Against his parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a > > > > >high > > > > >> school drop out. > > > > >> > > > > >> Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, > > > > >Chicken > > > > >> Schitt. > > > > >> > > > > >> The girls, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable > throughout > > > > >> their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a > > > > >dual > > > > >> ceremony. The Wedding announcement in the newspaper read "the > > > > >> Schitt-Happens wedding." The Schitt-Happens' had 3 children, Dawg, > > > > >Byrd, > > > > >> and Horse. > > > > >> > > > > >> Bull Schitt, Jack and Noe's prodigal son, left home to tour the > > world. > > > > > > > > > >> He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. > > > > >> > > > > >> So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can > > correct > > > > >> them. Not only do you know Jack, you know the whole family! > > > > >> > > > > >> Sincerely, > > > > >> > > > > >> Crock A. Schitt > > > > >> Used car salesman, politician, FAY > > > > >> and Family Historian