----- Original Message ----- From: Roberta Steele To: Undisclosed-Recipient:@mx10.mx.voyager.net; Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 8:36 PM Subject: Fw: a good laugh on her Sent: Sunday, August 24, 2003 9:50 PM Subject: a good laugh on her The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message scanned for viruses by Corecomm