PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. THE New York papers contain some interesting particulars connected with the death of CHANG and ENG, the Siamese twins, who made the round of Europe two or three times for exhibition, and who lived to the advanced age of 62 years. This lengthened term of life indicates that monstrosities, or what are otherwise called "curiosities of nature," may possess average health and see out the threescore years and ten. On the question whether, in the event of one of the twins dying, the other would also die at or about the same time, medical men differed as doctors are proverbially said to do on most subjects. Those who believed that, while the one might die the other might live, were desirous that experiments should be made to test the possibility of separating the unhappy creatures without doing either of them mortal injury. The attempt, however, was never made, and now the fact that the two died within two hours of each other shows pretty conclusively that they could never have been separated by the finest surgical skill, without causing death. CHANG died first, from the effects of a paralytic stroke, and it is said that the immediate apparent cause of the death of ENG was the shock caused by the dissolution of his inseparable companion, combined with the dismay he experienced at the consciousness that his brother had died. He became appalled, we are told, at the death of his other self, and passed from the exhibition of terror into a state of insensibility which soon deepened into the last sleep. Thus in death they were not divided, and we cannot but regard this as a most merciful dispensation of Providence. One of the tortures inflicted in ancient times consisted in binding a corpse to a living man, and it is scarcely possible to conjure up any form of punishment more horrible, revolting, and heart-chilling. The Scripture words, "Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?" had probably been the very words that voiced the agonised cry of some hapless victim subjected to this terrible torture. _______________________________________________________________

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. MARRIAGES. GREAVES-BROWN. - At Kendal Parish Church, on the 28th ult., by the VEN. ARCHDEACON COOPER, WILLIAM GREAVES, solicitor, Bradford, son of JOHN GREAVES, Esq., Westfield, Bradford, to EALENOR JANE, youngest daughter of MR. JOHN BROWN, of Kendal, formerly of Edenhall. RICHARDSON - MASON. - At St. John's Church, Croglin, on the 24th ult., by the REV. E. L. BOWMAN, MR. CHRISTOPHER RICHARDSON, Bankshead, Lanercost, to SARAH, youngest daughter of MR.H. MASON, joiner, Croglin. GARNETT - COOKSON. - At the Register Office, Penrith, on the 25th ult., MR. WM. GARNETT, tailor, Penrith, to MISS RHODA COOKSON, of Kendal. HALL-SLEE. - On the 5th inst., at Newton, near Penrith, by the REV. MR. SCAMELL, vicar, MR. WM. HALL, youngest son of MR. JOHN HALL, of Penrith to RUTH IRELAND, only daughter of MRS. SLEE, of Newton.

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. FACTS AND FACETIAE continued AN EPISTOLARY GEM. - The following, we are assured, is a verbatim copy of a letter recently received by a schoolmaster in the North from a householder in his locality. Cur ass, you are a man of no legs, and I wish to inter my sun in your skull. The obscurity and seeming offensiveness of this address disappear on translation. What was intended to be written was, "Sir, as you are a man of knowledge, I wish to enter my son at your school. ___________________________________________________________________ FOR a short time after the Disruption, an unkindly feeling existed between the ministers of the Established Church and their protesting brethren. Several Free Church parishioners of Blackford, Perthshire, waited on MR. CLARK, the Established minister, and preferred the request that they might have the services of a non-Erastian sexton. "Will you allow us, sir," said one of the deputation, "to dig our own graves." "Certainly gentlemen," said MR. CLARK, "you are most welcome; and the sooner the better." ____________________________________________________________________ ONE of the humouristic papers of Paris relates the following: "Monsieur X....... was comfortably sleeping and snoring in an orchestra stall at a theatre, which it is needless to name. The occupant of the adjoining seat, losing all patience, proceeded to awaken him. ' Since when ' asked X......., rubbing his eyes, ' is it forbidden to sleep at M.....'s pieces? ' ' But you make too much noise. ' ' I prevent you perhaps from hearing the play?' ' On the contrary, you hinder me from sleeping, and force me to hear it; that is what I complain of. ' " ___________________________________________________________________ THREE EPITAPHS. "J.P.P. Provost of Dundee. Hallelujah Hallelujee." _______________________ The following is from Kincardineshire: "Wha is't lies here?" "Piper Jock. You needna' speer" "O lad, is that you? " "Aye, but I'm deid noo." "Rise, Jock, and gie's a tune." "Ah ! man, I canna win." ______________________ The following was copied from a tombstone in the "East Neuk o'Fife," - Crail, I think: "Here lies my guid and gracious Auntie, Wham death has packed in his portmanty; Three score and ten years God did gift her, And here she lies, wha deil daurs lift her." _____________________ LORD NORBURY had frequently observed a low prisoner's attorney touting in the dock for business amongst the prisoners, and was determined to punish him. So, on one occasion, as the attorney was climbing over the rails of the dock, after conferring with the prisoners, his lordship, pretending to mistake him for a prisoner, called out to the gaoler, "Gaoler, put that man back - one of your prisoners is escaping." Whereupon the gaoler thrust the lawyer back into the dock; but, having worked his way to the front of the dock; he addressed the judge, when the following conversation took place between them: "My lord, there is a mistake. I am an attorney." LORD NORBURY: "I am very sorry, sir, indeed, to see a gentleman of your respectable position in the dock as a prisoner." ATTORNEY: "But, my lord, I have not committed any crime." LORD NORBURY: "Oh sir, I have nothing to say to that - that must be decided by a jury of your countrymen." ATTORNEY: "But, my lord, there is no indictment against me." LORD NORBURY: "Then, sir, you will be discharged by public proclamation at the end of the assizes." (To the gaoler): "Gaoler, put back that prisoner." Whereupon the officer thrust back the limb of the law, and kept him until the rising of the court, when his lordship sent to the a gaoler a message instructing him to let him out. __________________________________ "HOW will you have your hair cut," asked a garrulous barber of a victim. "In silence, if possible", was the reply. ***********************************************************************************************

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. FACTS AND FACETIAE. THE first law of gravity is said to be, never laugh at your own jokes. AN INDIANA jury recently returned a verdict of "blode to pieces by a biler busting." THE happiest man in the world is the man who has just wealth enough to keep him in spirits, and enough children to make him industrious. A GENTLEMAN when making his will, added a clause that his wife should marry again, which he explained was to ensure "that he would have one person at least to daily deplore his death." AN eminent physician in Danbury has discovered that it is not healthy for men to rise before eight o'clock. Wives may safely rise at seven and start the fire as heretofore. A FRENCH custom-house officer of an enquiring turn of mind, noticing the arrival of a large herd of rocking horses, wanted to find out what the animals lived on. He opened several and found their stomachs full of cigars. A RECENT visitor to Rhode Island has made the discovery that NAPOLEON was mistaken when he said "that Providence was on the side of the heaviest artillery," for the heaviest artillery is at Fort Adams, and Providence is on the other side. A RECENT English writer says that drunkenness is an affair of climate; the people of all damp and cold countries are apt to drink more than is good for them; and a geographer might divide a map of the world into "temperate" and "intemporate" zones. BROWN relates the following bit of conversation he had with an acquaintance. He said he used to write for a paper, and meeting an editor one day, the editor said he would like something from his pen. "What do you think I sent him ?" "Give it up ?" "A Pig !." LORD SEAFIELD, who was accused by his brother of accepting a bribe to vote for the union betwixt England and Scotland, endeavoured to retort upon him by calling him a cattle-dealer. "Ay, weel," replied his brother, "better sell nowtes than sell nations." A LADY was robbed a few nights since by a man who secreted himself in her chamber until she had retired. The box containing her jewellery and that containing her rouge were just alike, and the thief took the wrong box. She looked pale on discovering her loss, but her colour came again the next day. A YOUNG English nobleman visiting at Gordon Castle, had boasted that during his six weeks' shooting in the north he had acquired so much Scotch that it was impossible to puzzle him. The beautiful DUCHESS OF GORDON took up his challenge, and defied him to interpret the sentence: "Come, pree my mou', my canty callant." It was with intense chagrin that he afterwards learned what a chance he had lost by his ignorance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. NEWS. ALLEGED SLANDER AT KENDAL. - It will be remembered that at a Liberal meeting at Kendal last week, MR. W. H. WAKEFIELD said MR. SAUNDERS, the Conservative candidate, did his very utmost to bribe and corrupt the constituency of Lancaster, and that for aught he knew he might be now offering money to bribe the Kendalians. Out of this, an action for slander is likely to arise. The writ has already been served; the reporters have had notice to preserve their notes of the meeting, and MR. HOLKER has been retained for the defence. A cross action is talked of. ___________________________________________________________________ COST OF LAND TRANSFER. - "A Victim" writes: "A plot of land was lately given for the erection of a class-room in connection with a national school. The site, according to the requirements of the Committee of Council on Education, was valued at £15. The cost of conveyances, &c., as shown by the following statement, was nearly £25, i.e., £10 more than the value of the land conveyed. Surveyor's fee, £2 2s; fees and stamps on indenture, £3 5s. 6d.; agent's charges £2 13s.; postage and parcels, 5s.; solicitor's fee (returned as donation) £8 8s. -- total, £24 15s. 6d. Comment is unnecessary, but I trust these facts will help on the movement for the facilitation of the transfer of land. _____________________________________________________________________ WEST WARD UNION. - The ordinary fortnightly meeting of the guardians of this union was held in the Board room, at Eamont Bridge, on Wednesday last. MR. JAMES ATKINSON again occupied the chair. A letter was read from CAPT. MARKHAM, who was unable to attend, stating that MR. COWPER had agreed to withdraw his claim for the additional 12 guineas upon the original estimated cost of erecting his new farm buildings. CAPT. MARKHAM added that under these circumstances, it would be unnecessary for him to move the resolution of which he gave notice last week. THE CHAIRMAN said it would therefore only be necessary for the clerk to fill up the petition according to previous arrangement, and it could be signed. MR. BIRBECK thought it would probably be better if they waited until they got a change in the Local Government Board, they might then be able to drive a better bargain. THE CHAIRMAN said they had nothing to do with that. THE CLERK read a letter from MR. WHITEHEAD, clerk to the East Ward Board, stating that at present, owing to the recent admission of sick paupers from the railway works, they were unanble to accommodate the 6 paupers belonging to the West Ward Board, at present boarded out. They would, however, be prepared to carry out the original arrangement when the paupers referred to had recovered. The guardians then proceeded to dispose of the ordinary relief cases. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. BIRTHS. BARKER - At Clifford Street, Appleby, on the 4th inst., the wife of MR. JOHN BARKER, Implement dealer, of a son. NEWBY-FRASER - At Hay Close, near Penrith, on the 2nd inst., MRS. H. NEWBY-FRASER, of a daughter.

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. NOTICES. THE AGRICULTURAL HALL PENRITH. On MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1874, THERE WILL BE SOLD, in the AGRICULTURAL HALL, a large number of splendid FAT CATTLE, FAT SHEEP, and LAMBS, also a number of MILCH COWS, GELD CATTLE, and STORE SHEEP. KEEPING LAMBS. 200 CROSSES. SALE TO COMMENCE AT TEN A.M. No Private Selling allowed. A charge of 20s. for each Pen of Sheep or Head of Cattle will be enforced for each breach of this rule. ____________________________________________________________________ EAST CUMBERLAND ELECTION. ALTERATION OF PENRITH MARKET ON THE POLLING DAY. THE POLLING for this DIVISION of the County having been fixed to take place on TUESDAY, the 10th of FEBRUARY next, THAT WEEK'S MARKET WILL BE HELD on MONDAY, the 9th FEBRUARY, INSTEAD OF THE 10TH. (By Order,) CHRIS. FAIRER, Clerk to the Lesees of the Fairs and Markets of the Honor and Town of Penrith. Board Room, Public Offices, Penrith, 30th January, 1874. ============================================================

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. DEATHS. BALMER. - At Albert Street, Penrith, on the 2nd inst., RUTH, wife of MR. LANCELOT BALMER, aged 36 years. STOCKBRIDGE. - At 7, Middlegate, Penrith, on the 31st ult., MR. GEO. STOCKBRIDGE, tobacconist. IRVING. - At Shap Abbey, on the 31st ult., ELIZABETH, wife of MR. JOHN IRVING, aged 43 years. GREENWOOD. - At Shap, on the 23rd ult., MRS. GREENWOOD, aged 72 years. TAYLOR. - At Crosby Lodge, on the 31st ult., ELIZABETH, the beloved wife of MR. ROBT. TAYLOR, aged 42 years. WHITE. - At Old Park Watermillock, on the 25th ult., MISS WHITE. GREENHOW. - At Great Dockray, Penrith, on the 30th ult., MISS ELIZABETH GREENHOW, aged 17 years. BEATTIE. - At Tebay, Orton, on the 26th ult., WM. JAMES, son of MR. GEORGE BEATTIE, aged 10 months. CLEMENT. - At Tebay Station, on the 26th ult., MISS JANE CLEMENT, aged 18 years. DAWSON. - At Cortland Villa, Cortland County, New York, North America, on the 4th ult., ELLEN, the beloved wife of WILLIAM DAWSON, formerly of Greystoke, Cumberland. GREGSON, At Warcop, on the 23rd ult., MR. JOHN GREGSON, aged 86 years. PERCIVAL. - At Duke Street, Penrith, on the 6th inst., MARY PERCIVAL, aged 75 years. HUDSON. - At St. Andrew's Place, Penrith, on the 6th inst., the wife of MR. JAMES HUDSON, Land Surveyor, aged 26 years. CHEESBROUGH. - At Ousby, on the 31st. ult., JOHN CHESSBROUGH, aged 83 years. NICHOLSON. - At Pettril Bank, on the 29th ult., MARY, the beloved wife [of] WILLIAM NICHOLSON, farmer, and youngest daughter of ROBERT FORRESTER, late of Rayson Hall, aged 33 years. =================================================

1891 Census is RG12/3324/F28 (last chars not easily readable on my copy) Spelling Ullock. -----Original Message----- From: David Hughlock [mailto:David@hughlock.co.uk] Sent: 16 September 2009 20:14 To: eng-westmorland@rootsweb.com Subject: Re: [ENG-WESTMORLAND] KIDD / ULLOCK / ULLOCH Hello John, Thank you so much for this. Could you tell us the surname spelling please and the census numbering in order that we can ask a friend to send us the scan. Thanks again for this kindness Kind regards Bronwen and David.

Hello John, Thank you so much for this. Could you tell us the surname spelling please and the census numbering in order that we can ask a friend to send us the scan. Thanks again for this kindness Kind regards Bronwen and David. ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Steel Genealogy" <fh@johnsteel.co.uk> To: <eng-westmorland@rootsweb.com> Sent: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 6:17 PM Subject: Re: [ENG-WESTMORLAND] KIDD / ULLOCK / ULLOCH > In 1891 James and Mary were living at West Hall Lodge Oldham, Lancs with > children William, Mary and James. > James senior was born Attonby Cambridgeshire according to my transcript > but > from the original I think that is Allonby Cumberland, if so he was > christened 22nd October 1854 son of John and Jane, Mary was born in Kendal > Dec Quarter 1856 10b 524. There is an unverified IGI entry that Mary's > parents were William and Mary. > John > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: David Hughlock [mailto:David@hughlock.co.uk] > Sent: 16 September 2009 17:23 > To: 0-WESTMORLAND mailing LIST > Subject: [ENG-WESTMORLAND] KIDD / ULLOCK / ULLOCH > > Hello Listers, > > Could anyone please suggest the parentage or other links to this couple. > We > have hit a brick wall - we have no other links at all. > > Marriage Sept Q 1883 at Kendal ref 10b 910 between James ULLOCK / ULLOCH > and > Mary Elizabeth KIDD. The district Kendal is an alternative name for Kendal > and it spans the boundaries of the counties of Lancashire and Westmorland > > Thank you for any help you may offer > > Bronwen and David > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > ENG-WESTMORLAND-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > ENG-WESTMORLAND-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message > >

In 1891 James and Mary were living at West Hall Lodge Oldham, Lancs with children William, Mary and James. James senior was born Attonby Cambridgeshire according to my transcript but from the original I think that is Allonby Cumberland, if so he was christened 22nd October 1854 son of John and Jane, Mary was born in Kendal Dec Quarter 1856 10b 524. There is an unverified IGI entry that Mary's parents were William and Mary. John -----Original Message----- From: David Hughlock [mailto:David@hughlock.co.uk] Sent: 16 September 2009 17:23 To: 0-WESTMORLAND mailing LIST Subject: [ENG-WESTMORLAND] KIDD / ULLOCK / ULLOCH Hello Listers, Could anyone please suggest the parentage or other links to this couple. We have hit a brick wall - we have no other links at all. Marriage Sept Q 1883 at Kendal ref 10b 910 between James ULLOCK / ULLOCH and Mary Elizabeth KIDD. The district Kendal is an alternative name for Kendal and it spans the boundaries of the counties of Lancashire and Westmorland Thank you for any help you may offer Bronwen and David ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to ENG-WESTMORLAND-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Hello Listers, Could anyone please suggest the parentage or other links to this couple. We have hit a brick wall - we have no other links at all. Marriage Sept Q 1883 at Kendal ref 10b 910 between James ULLOCK / ULLOCH and Mary Elizabeth KIDD. The district Kendal is an alternative name for Kendal and it spans the boundaries of the counties of Lancashire and Westmorland Thank you for any help you may offer Bronwen and David

Hello Listers, Can anyone suggest a further link to these two people please. Cheshire, Westmorland and Lancashire are the only 1881 listed. Marriage 1882 at Preston, St Mary, Registers at Preston ref 233/2/88, between Thomas HUELOCK and Isabella BRAMWOOD. Thank you in anticipation. Bronwen and David

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. MARCH OF THE FELL-SIDERS. Air. - Blue Bonnets over the Border. MARCH ! MARCH ! Skirwith and Melmerby ! Gallant East Cumbrians march in good order; Blencairn and Hunsonby, Ousby and Glassonby; Stand for your tried and true Chief of the Border. Alston and Winskill, Kirkoswald and Gamblesby, Renwith and Brampton, and all the East Border, Come with your votes anew, stand for your champion true, As his fathers, of law and peace still the firm Warder. Come from the hills which the Helm wind is sweeping, Come from your vales lying verdant and low; Come as the becks down your fell-sides are leaping, Gathering their forces as onward they go. Sons of Fell-siders, who twice o'er old Crossfell Have flung on the breeze the brave Blue banner's fold, Still (your convictions free) pure laws and liberty Ever, like resolute Northmen uphold. MARCH ! MARCH ! Gallant East Cumbrians, Bring your free votes in full number and order, Follow for equity, Queen, laws, and liberty, While a true Howard shall lead on the Border. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. PAINS IN THE BACK, GOUT, RHEUMATISM, GRAVEL INDIGESTION, &c. DR. THOMSON'S UNIVERSAL PILLS are known all over the world as a certain cure for the above complaints, headache, depression of spirits, discharges, piles, and every disease arising from impure blood and weakness. They cleanse and purify the secretions, remove general or local debility, give tone to the stomach, restore the spirits, enrich the blood, impart energy and vivacity, eradicate every trace of illness and invigorate the whole system. In all cases, however virulent or long standing, they afford instant relief and a speedy cure. The daily receipt of testimonials from men and women in every position of life, who have been cured of skin eruption,, sore eyes, ulcers and scurf on the head, sore throat, pains in the limbs, neuralgia, epilepsy, stone in the bladder, disease of the kidneys, &c., by their use, and accounts of surprising recoveries from severe illness, when all other medicines and doctors had failed; has induced DR. THOMPSON to publish their virtues, in the earnest hope that blessings so great may be more widely diffused and appreciated. Price 1s. 1-1/2 d., 2s. 9d., and 4s. 6d. per box. Sent post-free, privately packed on receipt of 14, 33, or 54 penny stamps, by RALPH THOMSON, 55, Bartholomew Road, Kentish Town, London. Sold by all Chemists (To protect the public from imitations, Her Majesty's Commissioners have ordered the words RALPH THOMSON, LONDON to be engraved in white letters on the Government Stamp affixed to each packet, to imitate which is felony and transportation) "Four doses of your Pills cured my pains in the back, which had annoyed me for many years. H.M." "I tried them for pains in the back; they cured me in a few hours. G.R." "I had been troubled for years with an eruption on the face. Your Pills have quite cured me. REV. J.S." "I have never had an attack of gout or rheumatism since I used your Pills. W. DAVIS" "They quite cured my sick head ache and bilious attack. MRS. ELLIS" "The pains in the back are quite cured; I can stoop with ease now. J. WEISS" Sold by JOHN BOWRON, Chemist, Penrith. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. DIVORCE CASE. In the Court of Divorce, the case of GRANT v. GRANT and ROBERTSON came up before SIR JAMES HANNON. The petitioner, who was formerly in business in the City, and retired on a considerable fortune, married the respondent in March, 1859. The marrige did not prove a happy one, and after a few years' cohabitation, the respondent returned to her parents' house at Hackney, and continued to live with them down to her mother's death in 1872. The petitioner occasionally visited her, and a renewal of their cohabitation was from time to time discussed between them, but it did not take place. In 1872 the petitioner learned that the respondent was in the habit of accompanying the co-respondent, who was her cousin, to theatres and parties, and the result of the inquiries which he instituted led him to believe that a criminal intimacy subsisted between them. He in consequence filed a petition for divorce, charging the respondent with the commission of adultery, both with the co-respondent and a man named MEVERHOFFLE, who is now in Germany. On the part of the respondent and co-respondent it was not denied that great intimacy had prevailed between them, they having known each other from childhood, but it was not of a clandestine character, and gave rise among their friends to no suspicion of misconduct. No familiarities passed between them, and they denied on oath the charge in the petition, which rested on the evidence of a domestic servant. His lordship, while of opinion that the conduct of the responded had been indiscreet, held that the evidence adduced in support of the petition was not sufficient to warrant him in coming to a conclusion adverse to her. He therefore dismissed the petition, with costs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. - R. DE VERE & CO.'S ALUMINUM LIQUID GOLD, for Writing on Paper, Linen, Silks, Satins, Ivory, Wood, Moaocco, Vellum, &c. This invention is not ony the greatest novelty of the day, but combines utility with economy; it is used with a quill pen or camel's hair brush, dries quickly, and retains its brilliancy any length of time, and in any climate. In 1s. and 2s. bottles, of J. ATKINSON, Draper, Penrith; W. HAUGHAN, Draper, Kirkoswald; J. KENNEDY, Draper, Maryport; R. IRVING, Draper, Workington; R. ROBINSON, Draper, Cockermouth. ________________________________________________________________________ KAYE'S WORSDELL'S PILLS. THE HEAD is the great director of our lives. If the brain becomes suffused with blood, or congested, thought becomes painful, headache is produced, the functions of the stomach are disturbed and the whole system disorganised. The chief cause of insanity and melancholy is found in the action of the brain and stomach on each other. In all such complaints at once adopt KAYE'S WORSDELL'S PILLS. Being purifiers of the whole system, all affections of the head are speedy cured by them. Sold by all Chemists and other Dealers in Patent Medicines, at 1s. 1-1/2 d., 2s. 9d., and 4s. 6d. Wholesale Depot, 22, Bread-street, London. ________________________________________________________________________ ACETOPATHY OF THE "ACID CURE" An External, safe, Simple, and Most Valuable Mode of Treatment in all kinds of FEVERS, ACUTE AND CHRONIC COMPLAINTS. MESSRS. COUTTS & CO., of LONDON and GLASGOW, Have Appointed MR. THOMAS HODGSON, Bookseller & Stationer, Agent in Penrith for the Sale of Their Guaranteed Acetic Acid and Publications. THE ACID IS SOLD IN BOTTLES At 2/0 large, and 1/3 small. PAMPHLETS: "THE ACID CURE," 2D; "THE SPINAL SYSTEM OF TREATMENT" 3D. PER COPY. SPONGES SIXPENCE EACH. ________________________________________________________________________ ARTIFICIAL TEETH. MR. B. S. JACKSON, Surgeon Dentist, (From London), Can be consulted daily from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., AT MOSTYN HALL, FRIAR STREET, PENRITH, (Next door to DR. ROBERTSON's) MR. B. S. JACKSON attends on the FIRST and THIRD SATURDAYS in every Month, from 11 a.m. till 2 p.m., at the JUDGES' LODGINGS, APPLEBY; And every SECOND and FOURTH SATURDAY from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at MR. CARTMEL's, Draper, MARKET SQUARE, KESWICK. ________________________________________________________________________ PHOTOGRAPHIC FRONTISPIECES for ALBUMS, Price 6d. (post free on receipt of 7 stamps), at HODGSON's, "Herald" Office, Penrith. ________________________________________________________________________ JOHN PEARSON, WOOLLEN MANUFACTURER, Co??land and Beck Woollen Mills, APPLEBY, HAS taken a STALL in the MARKET HALL, PENRITH, where he will take in Wool to Manufacture and keep a choice selection of Goods for sale, of his own manufacture. ________________________________________________________________________ ATTENDING SALES BY AUCTION (In Town or Country) COLLECTING RENTS COLLECTING DEBTS COLLECTING HALF-YEARLY ACCOUNTS COLLECTING TITHES LETTING HOUSES AND LAND LETTING FARMS POSTING TRADESMEN's BOOKS, and MAKING OUT ACCOUNTS. Commissions in all the above branches of business will have prompt attention. Every effort made to induce and retain confidence by moderate charges, personal attention, and prompt settlement. JOSEPH VIPOND, ACCOUNTANT, HOUSE AND LAND AGENT, PENRITH. ===============================================================

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. ANDREW BELL Wholesale & Retail FRUITERER AND CONFECTIONER, and GENERAL FAMILY GROCER, &c., FRONT STREET, KIRKBY STEPHEN. A. BELL would take this opportunity of returning thanks to his numerous friends and the general public for the very liberal support which has been extended to him over the eleven years during which he has been in business as above; and he hopes still, by prompt attention to all orders entrusted to him, to secure continued and increased patronage. He is able to offer TEAS >From 2s., 2s. 6d., 3s., to 3s. 6d. per pound. COFFEES, >From 2s., 2s. 4d. to 2s. 8d. per pound. LUMP AND SOFT SUGARS AND FRUITS At a small remunerative profit. STATIONERY of all kinds at the lowest prices. In the GLASS, CHINA, and EARTHENWARE department, he is obliged, in consequence of the advance of prices by the manufacterers, to advance with them, but he would assure his customers of his determination to keep down the prices at the lowest possible figure. Agent for the LITRE BOTTLE WINE Co., whose list of prices can be had on application. BRITISH WINES of all kinds at 1s. 4d. per bottle. The trade supplied. ===============================================================

PENRITH HERALD and EAST CUMBERLAND and WESTMORLAND NEWS. NO. 438-Sixth Week in Quarter Registered for Transmission Abroad. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1874. PRICE 1D. THE APPLEBY & KIRKBY STEPHEN HERALD and THE PENRITH HERALD, Published every Saturday, price ONE PENNY. Advertisements ordered for insertion in the Appleby and Kirkby Stephen Herald have the benefit of being inserted in the Penrith Herald without any additional charge, and vice versa. The "Herald" may be had direct from the Office, 53, King St., Penrith; or from the following AGENTS : Appleby.........................................................................Mr. WHITEHEAD Appleby.........................................................................Misses PARKS Bolton............................................................................Mr. ELLWOOD Brough...........................................................................Mr. BAILEY Blencarn........................................................................Mr. CANNON Crosby Ravensworth......................................................Mr. RIGG Culgaith.........................................................................Mr. SOWERBY Crosby Garret.................................................................Mr. NICHOLSON Cliburn...........................................................................Mr. WARWICK Dufton............................................................................Mr. WILSON Gamblesby.....................................................................Mr. SALKELD Glassonby.......................................................................Mr. ELLISON Great Salkeld..................................................................Mr. HARRISON Great Strickland..............................................................Mr. SHEPHERD Hunsonby........................................................................Mr. LANCASTER Kirkby Stephen...............................................................Mr. A. BELL Kirkoswald......................................................................Mr. HAUGHAN Kirkbythore.....................................................................Mr. BIRTLE Longmarton....................................................................Mr. ROBINSON Lazonby..........................................................................Mr. JAMES Lodgwathby....................................................................Mr. OLIVANT Melmerby........................................................................Mr. JAMESON Morland...........................................................................Mr. GRAVES Milburn............................................................................Mr. SOWERBY Musgrave.........................................................................Mr. WALKER Newbiggin (West).............................................................Mr. DODD Newton.............................................................................Mrs. SLEE Orton................................................................................Mr. STEPHENSON Ousby...............................................................................Mr. SAVAGE Patterdale........................................................................Mr. A. NELSON Pooley..............................................................................Mrs. GARNETT Renwick...........................................................................Mr. DRYDEN Ravenstonedale & Newbiggin..........................................Mr. BUCK Skirwith............................................................................Mr. PEARSON Shap.................................................................................Mr. ROBINSON Skelton.............................................................................Mr. TOPPIN Templesowerby................................................................Mr. SISSON Warcop.............................................................................Mr. ATKINSON Watermillock....................................................................Mr. STALKER Yanwath...........................................................................Mr. BRIGGS