Hello Surrey Listers, It did make me smile and a memory jog seeing that name. In my ancient age group I seem to remember it was in a song of sorts and my mum/dad always referred to Fred Fernackapan - like - when something went wrong it was always "it's Fred Fernackapan" !! He was always handy to blame..... Well bor, us Norfolkians allus had suffen gorn wrong!! Best Regards, Renee Oz.