These two snippets are from the Bolton Evening News, 19th May, 2006. Although they don't have a Bolton connection they are funny. 'An order has been issued at Longmoor Camp (Hants) that civilians employed in the camp are to salute the officers. Three workmen lined up a day or two ago, and presented arms with their shovels when an officer approached.' 'A man brought up at St. Albans as an incorrigible rogue was proved to have married his aunt. His children are, therefore, his first cousins and he is his own uncle. His grandmother and his mother-in-law are the same person. This combination was felt to be so embarrassing that he was discharged by the Bench.' Anne in Bolton.