Is there anyone who has the transcripts or other access to Parish Records from the planet Zarg? Is there a Penrith on that Planet? I have still not been able to find any baptism record for my ggg-grandfather Joseph BORROWDALE (or other spelling). He apparently claimed to have been born in Penrith about 1789 (don't know what that is in Years of the Prophet Zarkwon, though). Other family marriages and baptisms appear in records of St Andrew's Penrith 1795ish to 1850s, then in Christchurch Penrith so it appears that he is likely to appear in a Church of England parish somewhere. I am coming to the belief that, like so many of my ancestors (and other people's), he just appeared from the planet Zarg. However, unlike so many others he did not go back there having married and had a horde of children as I do know when and where he died. His wife Jane SOWERBY also seems to be a Zargian, born about 1785 but don't know where. Malcolm Borrowdale (Swinton, Lancs.) PS He is not the Joseph Borrowdale born Whitehaven 1785.