Hope you enjoy this. Ann Humor only genealogists can appreciate: >>********************************************************************* >> >>My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? >> >>My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated >> >>My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! >> >>Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! >> >>My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. >> >>How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? >> >>I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. >> >>I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged >> >>I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? >> >>If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... >> >>Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! >> >>It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? >> >>A family reunion is an effective form of birth control >> >>A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots >> >>A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away >> >>After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted >> >>Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it >> >>Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples >> >>Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? >> >>FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. >> >>Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it >> >>Genealogists are time unravelers >> >>Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! >> >>Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people >> >>"Crazy" is a relative term in my family >> >>A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor >> >>I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand >> >>I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! >> >>I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days >> >>I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower >> >>Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress >> >>Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality >> >>Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! >> >>It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. >> >>Many a family tree needs pruning >> >>Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. >> >>Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! >> >>That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! >> >>I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes >> >>Genealogists live in the past lane >> >>Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! >> >>Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree >> >>Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! >> >>Always willing to share my ignorance.... >> >>Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy >> >>Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! >> >>Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? >> >>That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards >> >>I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! >> >>SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! >> >>