REMOVE FROM LIST OF E-MAIL Thanks -----Original Message----- From: BIZETTA@aol.com <BIZETTA@aol.com> To: DUTTON-L@rootsweb.com <DUTTON-L@rootsweb.com> Date: December 31, 1998 11:21 PM Subject: Re: [ASHLEY-L] GenQuips > Genealogy > > My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? > My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated > My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! > Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! > My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. > How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? > I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. > I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged > I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me? > If only people came with pulldown menus and on-line help... > Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! > It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? > A family reunion is an effective form of birth control > A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots > A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away > After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted > Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it > Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples > Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? > FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. > Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it > Genealogists are time unravelers > Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! > Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people > "Crazy" is a relative term in my family > A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor > I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand > I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! > I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days > I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower > Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress > Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality > Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! > It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. > Many a family tree needs pruning > Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. > Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! > That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! > I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes > Genealogists live in the past lane > Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! > Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree > Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! > Always willing to share my ignorance.... > Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy > Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! > Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? > That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards > I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! > SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! >