My boss sent me this bit of humor. I thought y'all might enjoy it!! Happy Holidays Lynn Murray Redneck Family Tree ----------- > >>Many many years ago > >>when I was twenty-three, > >>I got married to a widow > >>who was pretty as could be. > >> > >>This widow had a grown-up daughter > >>Who had hair of red. > >>My father fell in love with her, > >>And soon the two were wed. > >> > >>This made my dad my son-in-law > >>And changed my very life. > >>My daughter was my mother, > >>For she was my father's wife. > >> > >>To complicate the matters more, > >>Although it brought me joy, > >>I soon became the father > >>Of a bouncing baby boy. > >> > >>My little baby then became > >>A brother-in-law to dad. > >>And so became my uncle, > >>Though it made me very sad. > >> > >>For if he was my uncle, > >>Then that also made him brother > >>To the widow's grown-up daughter > >>Who, of course, was my step-mother. > >> > >>Father's wife then had a son, > >>Who kept them on the run. > >>And he became my grandson, > >>For he was my daughter's son. > >> > >>My wife is now my mother's mom > >>And it makes me very blue. > >>Because, although she is my wife, > >>She is my grandma too. > >> > >>So if my wife is my grandma, > >>Then I am her grandchild. > >>And every time I think of it, > >>It simply drives me wild. > >> > >>For now I have become > >>The strangest case you ever saw. > >>As the husband of my grandma, > >>I am my own grandpa! > >> >> > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com