leathylknorr@uswest.net wrote: > ------------------------------------------------------------ > > Subject: Subject: For bright, strong women!!! > Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1999 21:12:58 EST > From: ONACOMA@aol.com > To: leathylknorr@uswest.net > > I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are > eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too > fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. > > Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, > "You know, sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my > address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never > forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget > to eat. > > A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. > She had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a shit. > > They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't > all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I > said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in > vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen bitch... do it and you > die." > > The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about > nothing (and then they marry him.) > > I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older > than 30 can fit into their stuff. > > "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? > How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your > neck?" > > Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their > day!!!!!