> > If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered > > rape or shoplifting? > > > > Can you cry under water? > > > > How important does a person have to be before they are considered > > assassinated instead of just murdered? > > > > Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny > for > your thoughts'? ?Where's that extra penny going to? > > > > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were > > buried in for eternity? > > > > > > > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > > > > > > > > What disease did cured ham actually have? > > > > > > > > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would > be a > good idea to put wheels on luggage? > > > > > > > > Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake > up > like every two hours? > > > > > > > > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? > > > > > > > > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON > TV? > > > > > > > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in > > binoculars to look at things on the ground? > > > > > > > > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? > > > > They're going to see you naked anyway. > > > > > > > > Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? > > > > > > > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a > horrible > crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > > > > > > > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song > about > him? > > > > > > > > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? > > > > > > > > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a > coconut, > why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > > > > > > > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? > > > > They're both dogs! > > > > > > > > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why > didn't > he just buy dinner? > > > > > > > > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > vegetables, > what is baby oil made from? > > > > > > > > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > > > > > > > > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same > tune? > > > > > > > > Why did you just try singing the two songs above? > > > > > > > > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but > > call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? > > > > > > > > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad > at > you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out > the > window? > > > > > > > > Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first > > place? ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Know Your Numbers: Get tips and tools to help you improve your credit score. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get instant access to the latest & most popular FREE games while you browse with the Games Toolbar - Download Now!