OMG Marilyn ----- Original Message ----- From: "Virginia Beams" <hippsters11@msn.com> To: "down-home-chatter" <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, February 13, 2009 4:55 PM Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Fw: Ear Hair > > "If God is for you", "Who can be against you ?".."God helps those who help > themselves." > -- > > > > > > > > > > > > > EAR HAIR > > My neighbour found out her dog could hardly > hear so she took it to the veterinarian. > > > > He found that the problem was hair in its > ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. > > > > The vet then proceeded to tell the lady > that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store > and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a > month. > > The lady goes to the drug store and gets > some "Nair" hair remover.At the register the druggist tells her, "If > you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few > days." > > The lady says: "I'm not using it under my > arms." > > The druggist says: "If you're using it on > your legs don't shave for a couple of days." > > The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs > either. > > > > If you must know, I'm using it on my > schnauzer." > > The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle > for a week." > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Windows Live™: Keep your life in sync. See how it > works.<http://windowslive.com/howitworks?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_t1_allup_howitworks_022009> > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Windows Live™: E-mail. Chat. Share. Get more ways to connect. Check it > out.<http://windowslive.com/online/hotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_AE_Faster_022009> > = > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. See yours in just 2 easy > steps!<http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100126575x1218822736x1201267884/aol?redir=http://www.freecreditreport.com/pm/default.aspx?sc=668072%26hmpgID=62%26bcd=febemailfooterNO62> > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message > >