"If God is for you", "Who can be against you ?".."God helps those who help themselves." ----- Original Message Fix Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!' SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! ---------------------------------------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for aessex@westfield.in.gov, gsmith@westfield.in.gov, mmorgan@westfield.in.gov, rkenner@westfield.in.gov, dluley@westfield.in.gov, pwhite@westfield.in.gov, ewatts@westfield.in.gov, jlg2005jlg@yahoo.com, gbinter@westfield.in.gov. If you are not aessex@westfield.in.gov, gsmith@westfield.in.gov, mmorgan@westfield.in.gov, rkenner@westfield.in.gov, dluley@westfield.in.gov, pwhite@westfield.in.gov, ewatts@westfield.in.gov, jlg2005jlg@yahoo.com, gbinter@westfield.in.gov you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify wrood@westfield.in.gov immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. Wes Rood therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. ----------------------------------------------------------------