"If God is for you", Who can be against you"? ----- This sounds like my day every day <http://skins.hotbar.com/contentserver/Click.aspx?LFG=0x00000000&BANNERID=&PARTNER=Hotbar&REQUESTERID=pro%5fhb%5ffo%5fin12&VER=10%2e2%2e197%2e0&CID=E38EBB529B54A44DA381130C444FE20C1BE76B17&UCDW=1206646680&DSI=286&COUNTRY=US&LANG=en%2dUS&SG=> 2009 God Bless, Love Jeannette . . AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder . This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they nee d water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. < FONT face="Century Gothic" size=5>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming! ------------------------------------------------ See how Windows. connects the people, information, and fun that are part of your life Click here<http://clk.atdmt.com/MRT/go/119463819/direct/01/> <http://www..incredimail.com/index.asp?id=109095> ------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.549 / Virus Database: 270.9.4/1795 - Release Date: 11/17/2008 5:24 PM ------------------------------------------------ Windows Live™: Keep your life in sync. See how it works..<http://windowslive.com/howitworks?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_t1_allup_howitworks_012009>