I have windows on my computer too but I want blue curtins....LOL.....Jenny "If God is for you", Who can be against you"? ----- Original Message ----- From: MARILYN/DON RICKMAN<mailto:mdrick@centurytel.net> To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com<mailto:down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:47 PM Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] blonde joke A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.' 'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What room are they for?' The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor. The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows..... ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com<mailto:DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com> with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message
Jenny, I'd be satisfied if someone would just clean my windows!!!! LOL Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "Virginia Beams" <hippsters11@msn.com> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 3:55 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] blonde joke >I have windows on my computer too but I want blue curtins....LOL.....Jenny > "If God is for you", Who can be against you"? > ----- Original Message ----- > From: MARILYN/DON RICKMAN<mailto:mdrick@centurytel.net> > To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com<mailto:down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:47 PM > Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] blonde joke > > > > > A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the > clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The clerk > assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She > shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard > time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral > print. The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs. The > blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.' 'Seventeen inches?' > asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What room > are they for?' The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. > They are for my new computer monitor. The surprised clerk > replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The > blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows..... > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com<mailto:DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com> > with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body > of the message > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message