"If God is for you", Who can be against you"? ---- AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME >>> REMEDIES >>> >>> >>> >>> Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting >>> someone else to hold them while you chop. >>> >>> Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat >>> by using the sink. >>> >>> For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and >>> bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your >>> veins. Remember to use a timer. >>> >>> A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent >>> you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit >>> the snooze button. >>> >>> If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of lax atives; >>> then you'll be afraid to cough. >>> >>> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it >>> doesn't move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move >>> and does, use the duct tape. >>> >>> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. >>> and >>> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical >>> problem. >>> >>> Daily Thought: >>> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING >>> BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. >>> >>>