Strongest, hottest, sexiest! Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure? Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I' ve Never had it confirmed.' Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.' They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for themselves whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad Pitt walked in, with a big smile and said "It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!' Jennifer Lopez followed last looking baffled and said "Who the heck is Dot Jo?" After you control your laughter, hit forward and change to your name ~ Give your friends a good chuckle for the day, Have Fun!! .

Cute. I got a big laugh from this. Thanks, Marilyn ----- Original Message ----- From: <Sharp2tono@aol.com> To: <Down-Home-Chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:23 PM Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Strongest, hottest, sexiest! > > > Strongest, hottest, sexiest! > > Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch > together. > > Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest > man in the World, but how can I be sure? > > Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive > but I' ve Never had it confirmed.' > > Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, > but Sometimes I wonder.'

It has been a beautiful shirtsleeve day here today & is suppose to be like that for the next 4 days at least. Tomorrow is my swallow the Capsule Camera Day. Guess we all have to have a special day. ROTFLMBO Hope we get some results from the test quickly. Marilyn

21 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your waste paper bin on your desk and label it 'In'. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your cheque stubs, write 'For smuggling diamonds'. 7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy'. 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is to go. 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!  I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20.  Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle.  When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way. 21. Highlight your shoes.  Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this. NB *Avoid men in white lab coats; they will take you away *Do not play the above jokes on any police officer unless at a party *When these are executed ensure you are a safe distance from most co-workers as most likely they will not pass up the chance for revenge.   Feed Your Faith And Your Doubts Starve To Death

That poor woman!!! After what she has already been through while he was MIA she must be a basket case. I know I would be. I'm like Marilyn since there is no draft he might not HAVE to go unless he didn't finish out his tour. If he had it might be up to him as to wheather he wants to go. Hard to say with the USArmed forces. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jinnye Koons" <jinnyemk@yahoo.com> To: "Down Home Chatter List" <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:11 PM Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] (no subject) I have asked you to pray for these people before, when Penny's son Bryan and his buddy were lost in Iraq. Now, I'm asking you to pray for them again. David, Penny and Bryan Rials. Thanks. Jinnye Hey girl was thinking of you today really need to talk to you. You know Bryan and all went thru when he was in the service well I got a phone call today they want him back and I don`t think I can handle it this time Jinney.You know how with bad it was him missing and then he was hurt I don`t want to go thru all of that again I am just dying inside today they sent him papers telling him they want him back.And as I understand it they can bring you back.He now has a new born baby I don`t know what to do I have cried my eyes out today and walked the floor with worry.Oh Jinney I just can not go thru the not knowing where he is and if he ok and if has been hurt again or is he missing and to see a Chaplin come to my home again to tell me my son has gone missing , or worse just after he got hom we got word his best friend was killed by a ied mine.Just pray this off with me please Penny "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Marilyn, I AM that's why I can talk to her like that. LOL I hope she knew I was joking with her. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "MARILYN/DON RICKMAN" <mdrick@centurytel.net> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:29 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > Dot Jo, I thought you were Jinnye's friend. LOL I hope she gets better > soon. Marilyn > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> > To: <jinnyemk@yahoo.com>; <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:20 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > >> Jinnye that's what you get for taking things that don't belong to you!! >> LOL >> hope you feel better real soon. Dot Jo > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Jenny from Florida.. Do you know any Rains, Woods family in the Whitley County , KY area? I have been reposting my Rains family back into my PAF genealogy program and I see that Rains were marrying Woods and vice versa..Also a few Bolin,Goings and Cox families as well.. My old eyes are tired from all this stuff and I'm going to go take a shower and do something else..LOL Shirley H

Shirley, I know this was for Jenny, not me, but I'm related to some Cox's here in Ga.  Jinnye "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" --- On Sat, 2/21/09, makekaus@aol.com <makekaus@aol.com> wrote: From: makekaus@aol.com <makekaus@aol.com> Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Jennye down in FL... To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com Date: Saturday, February 21, 2009, 10:32 PM Jenny from Florida.. Do you know any Rains, Woods family in the Whitley County , KY area? I have been reposting my Rains family back into my PAF genealogy program and I see that Rains were marrying Woods and vice versa..Also a few Bolin,Goings and Cox families as well.. My old eyes are tired from all this stuff and I'm going to go take a shower and do something else..LOL Shirley H ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Yeah, Marilyn. DotJo's been a buddy of mine for a number of years now. She can talk to me any way she wants to!  Jinnye "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" --- On Sat, 2/21/09, Dorothy Bowles <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> wrote: From: Dorothy Bowles <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com Date: Saturday, February 21, 2009, 11:00 PM Marilyn, I AM that's why I can talk to her like that. LOL I hope she knew I was joking with her. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "MARILYN/DON RICKMAN" <mdrick@centurytel.net> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:29 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > Dot Jo, I thought you were Jinnye's friend. LOL I hope she gets better > soon. Marilyn > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> > To: <jinnyemk@yahoo.com>; <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:20 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > >> Jinnye that's what you get for taking things that don't belong to you!! >> LOL >> hope you feel better real soon. Dot Jo > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Dot Jo, I thought you were Jinnye's friend. LOL I hope she gets better soon. Marilyn ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> To: <jinnyemk@yahoo.com>; <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:20 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > Jinnye that's what you get for taking things that don't belong to you!! > LOL > hope you feel better real soon. Dot Jo

Jinnye, We are praying for Penny & all of you that the Army doesn't demand Bryan back to service. I didn't know they could do that in as much as we don't have the draft any more. Blessings & God's Grace, Marilyn ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jinnye Koons" <jinnyemk@yahoo.com> To: "Down Home Chatter List" <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 9:11 PM Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] (no subject) >I have asked you to pray for these people before, when Penny's son Bryan >and his buddy were lost in Iraq. Now, I'm asking you to pray for them >again. David, Penny and Bryan Rials. Thanks. Jinnye > > Hey girl was thinking of you today really need to talk to you. > You know Bryan and all went thru when he was in the service well I got a > phone call today > they want him back and I don`t think I can handle it this time Jinney.You > know how with bad it was him missing > and then he was hurt I don`t want to go thru all of that again I am just > dying inside today they sent him papers telling him > they want him back.And as I understand it they can bring you back.He now > has a new born baby I don`t know what to do > I have cried my eyes out today and walked the floor with worry.Oh Jinney I > just can not go thru the not knowing where he is and if he > ok and if has been hurt again or is he missing and to see a Chaplin come > to my home again to tell me my son has gone missing , or worse just after > he got hom we got word his best friend was killed by a ied mine.Just pray > this off with me please Penny > > "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message > >

Jinnye that's what you get for taking things that don't belong to you!! LOL hope you feel better real soon. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jinnye Koons" <jinnyemk@yahoo.com> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 9:09 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny I've been here off and on all day. I have to share the computer with my son and grandson. I have taken the crud that David has and feel crappy. Hope everyone has a nice weekend. I'm gonna do my best to make it to church tomorrow. They all had this last week. Jinnye "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" --- On Sat, 2/21/09, Dorothy Bowles <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> wrote: From: Dorothy Bowles <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com Date: Saturday, February 21, 2009, 9:03 PM I'm here Marilyn, just got on had company all day today. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "MARILYN/DON RICKMAN" <mdrick@centurytel.net> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:51 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > I've been here all day but not much going on from the bunch. Guess > everyone > is busy as it is the weekend. Marilyn > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> > To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > >> Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Jenny, She was released from hospital yesterday sounds a little better but is going for a 2nd opinion as soon as a room is available. Her dad was admitted to ICU Friday with Chest pains but he also sounds better will begin tests on him Monday and we will know more. thanks for asking. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "Virginia Beams" <hippsters11@msn.com> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:58 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny >I babysat today and just got on after he left....Was supprised no one was >chatting.....Guess everyon has been busy.....Dot Jo how's the >grandaughter?.....Jenny > "If God is for you", "Who can be against you ?".."God helps those who help > themselves." > ----- Original Message ----- > From: MARILYN/DON RICKMAN<mailto:mdrick@centurytel.net> > To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com<mailto:down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:51 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > > I've been here all day but not much going on from the bunch. Guess > everyone > is busy as it is the weekend. Marilyn > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dorothy Bowles" > <dotjo1@suddenlink.net<mailto:dotjo1@suddenlink.net>> > To: > <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com<mailto:down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com>> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > > > Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com<mailto:DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com> > with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body > of the message > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

I'm here Marilyn, just got on had company all day today. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "MARILYN/DON RICKMAN" <mdrick@centurytel.net> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:51 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > I've been here all day but not much going on from the bunch. Guess > everyone > is busy as it is the weekend. Marilyn > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> > To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > >> Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

I babysat today and just got on after he left....Was supprised no one was chatting.....Guess everyon has been busy.....Dot Jo how's the grandaughter?.....Jenny "If God is for you", "Who can be against you ?".."God helps those who help themselves." ----- Original Message ----- From: MARILYN/DON RICKMAN<mailto:mdrick@centurytel.net> To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com<mailto:down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:51 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny I've been here all day but not much going on from the bunch. Guess everyone is busy as it is the weekend. Marilyn ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net<mailto:dotjo1@suddenlink.net>> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com<mailto:down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com>> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com<mailto:DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com> with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "Virginia Beams" <hippsters11@msn.com> To: "down-home-chatter" <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:05 PM Subject: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > "If God is for you", "Who can be against you ?".."God helps those who help > themselves." > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

I've been here all day but not much going on from the bunch. Guess everyone is busy as it is the weekend. Marilyn ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo

I have asked you to pray for these people before, when Penny's son Bryan and his buddy were lost in Iraq. Now, I'm asking you to pray for them again. David, Penny and Bryan Rials.  Thanks.  Jinnye   Hey girl was thinking of you today really need to talk to you. You know Bryan and all went thru when he was in the service well I got a phone call today they want him back and I don`t think I can handle it this time Jinney.You know how with bad it was him missing and then he was hurt I don`t want to go thru all of that again I am just dying inside today they sent him papers telling him they want him back.And as I understand it they can bring you back.He now has a new born baby I don`t know what to do I have cried my eyes out today and walked the floor with worry.Oh Jinney I just can not go thru the not knowing where he is and if he ok and if has been hurt again or is he missing and to see a Chaplin come to my home again to tell me my son has gone missing , or worse just after he got hom we got word his best friend was killed by a ied mine.Just pray this off with me please Penny "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!"

"If God is for you", "Who can be against you ?".."God helps those who help themselves."

I've been here off and on all day. I have to share the computer with my son and grandson. I have taken the crud that David has and feel crappy. Hope everyone has a nice weekend. I'm gonna do my best to make it to church tomorrow. They all had this last week.  Jinnye "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" --- On Sat, 2/21/09, Dorothy Bowles <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> wrote: From: Dorothy Bowles <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny To: down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com Date: Saturday, February 21, 2009, 9:03 PM I'm here Marilyn, just got on had company all day today. Dot Jo ----- Original Message ----- From: "MARILYN/DON RICKMAN" <mdrick@centurytel.net> To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:51 PM Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > I've been here all day but not much going on from the bunch. Guess > everyone > is busy as it is the weekend. Marilyn > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dorothy Bowles" <dotjo1@suddenlink.net> > To: <down-home-chatter@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Saturday, February 21, 2009 7:20 PM > Subject: Re: [DOWN-HOME-CHATTER] Any body home?...Jenny > > >> Just got here Jenny. Dot Jo > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without > the quotes in the subject and the body of the message ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to DOWN-HOME-CHATTER-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message