----- Original Message ----- From: <james.funk@autozone.com> To: <donaldhlousek@cox.net> Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 8:47 AM Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Chinese Proverbs] > > CHINESE PROVERBS > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who run in front of car get tired. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk... > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs... > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Now if you send it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes, > > Nothing will happen but 10 people will be laughing at these Proverbs! > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to > which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged > material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or > taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or > entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received > this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from any > computer. > >

I believe this post was made in error, folks. And reading the legend on his post, I plan to do precisely that and remove it from my computer. Elaine Hello donaldhlousek On Wednesday, July 21, 2004, you wrote > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <james.funk@autozone.com> > To: <donaldhlousek@cox.net> > Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 8:47 AM > Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Chinese Proverbs] <SNIPPED> >> >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >> The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to >> which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged >> material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or >> taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or >> entities other than the intended recipient is >> prohibited. If you received >> this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from any >> computer. >> >>