This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------03EA052A17311437DBD229E2 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit -- Michael C. Owens Ph: +1.808.395.8177 Solutions Enterprises, Inc. Fax: +1.808.395.8179 http://www.mcowens.com/ Email: solutions@kahala.net --------------03EA052A17311437DBD229E2 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from loki.intrepid.net (root@intrepid.net [204.71.127.3]) by five-star.kahala.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id PAA19593 for <solutions@kahala.net>; Fri, 28 May 1999 15:50:36 -1000 (HST) Received: from [209.190.163.94] (pm3shep2-163-94.intrepid.net [209.190.163.94]) by loki.intrepid.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id VAA24790; Fri, 28 May 1999 21:28:02 -0400 Message-Id: <l03130300b374f3cbad7a@[209.190.163.73]> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 21:35:45 -0400 To: Cynthia Vera <wwcvera@aol.com>, Ann Gardner <agard@husd3.holbrook.k12.az.us>, Janice and Casey Hofmann <102621.3420@compuserve.com>, norm cummins <normmar8@hotmail.com>, Dee Dee Dinges <Dee_Dee_Dinges@ccmail.itd.nps.gov>, Lori Lundquist <llundqui@gcanyon.apscc.k12.az.us>, Nancy and Keith Green <ngreen@gcanyon.apscc.k12.az.us>, Michael Owens <solutions@kahala.net>, Roger and Karen Portillo <rogkar@nmhu.campuscwix.net>, Robin Ogg <rogg@gcanyon.apscc.k12.az.us>, Terry Tobin <ttobin@gcanyon.apscc.k12.az.us> From: Diana Cummins <montex@intrepid.net> Subject: FW: moon river X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 You guys need to know, I don't write these! I only forward them...laugh hearty! Diana > > > >Moon River > > > > > >We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," > > >where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are > > >represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some > > >"ass cons"? > > >Here goes: > > > (_!_) a regular ass > > > > > > > > > (__!__) a fat ass > > > > > > > > > > > (_._) a flat ass > > > > > > (_^_) a bubble ass > > > > > > > > > (_*_) a sore ass > > > > > > (_!__) a lop-sided ass > > > > > > {_!_} a swishy ass > > > > > > (_x_) kiss my ass > > > > > > (_X_) leave my ass alone > > > > > > (_zzz_) a tired ass > > > > > > (_o^o_) a wise ass > > > > > > (_E=3Dmc2_) a smart ass > > > > > > (_13_) an unlucky ass > > > > > > (_$_) Money coming out of his ass > > > > > > (_?_) Dumb Ass > > > > > > ..ooo*"""**oo.oo*""*ooo.. > > > . oo*" "*o.o*" "*o. > > > . o" 'o" "o > > > o o *o > > > .o o 'o > > > o o o. > > > o o o. > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o. o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o o oo > > > oo o oo > > > oo. oo oo > > > 'ooo. .oo. oo > > > "o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo" > > > o. """""" oo """"" .o > > > 'o oo o' > > > *o oo o > > > 'o o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > > o o o > > >You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour > > > and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. Happy > > > e-mooning!!! > > >This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't > > >have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-moon a friend?) > > > > > > > > --------------03EA052A17311437DBD229E2--