I received this from a group on another message board forum. It's off the topic of genealogy, but I just had to pass it along. > In a message dated 11/17/00 12:58:39 AM Central Standard Time, Dreamrun1 > writes: > > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > > > VICE PRESIDENT GORE > > I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right > > now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will > > fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. > > > > GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH > > I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I > > say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The > > government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they > > can get across the road. > > > > SENATOR LIEBERMAN > > I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her > > God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual > > journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the > > road in his or her own way. > > > > SECRETARY CHENEY > > Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if > > they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't > > need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in > > crossing the road myself. > > > > RALPH NADER > > Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil > > tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays > > tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures > > chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. > > Down with the roads, up with chickens. > > > > PAT BUCHANAN > > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. > > > > BILL CLINTON > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by > > "chicken" Could you define "chicken" please? > > > > GEORGE BUSH > > I don't think I should have to answer that question. > > > > JERRY FALWELL > > Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people > > see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going > > to the "other side." That's what "they" call it - the "other > > side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that > > chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens > > until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media > > whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other > > side". That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's > > as plain and simple as that. > > > > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. > > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross > > without having their motives called into question. > > > > ARISTOTLE > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > > > > KARL MARX > > It was a historical inevitability. > > > > SADDAM HUSSEIN > > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite > > justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. > > > > LOUIS FARRAKHAN > > The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken > > crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep > > him down. > > > > BILL GATES > > I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross > > roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and > > balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an > > inextricable part of eChicken. > > > > FREUD > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed > > the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > > > > EINSTEIN > > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move > > beneath the chicken? > > > > DR. SEUSS > > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! > > The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not > > been told! > > > > ERNEST HEMINGWAY > > To die. In the rain. > > > > GRANDPA > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. > > Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that > > was good enough for us. > > > > CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK > > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. > > > > FOX MULDER > > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more > > chickens have to cross before you believe it? > > > > THE BIBLE > > And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, > > "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, > > and there was much rejoicing. > > > > COLONEL SANDERS > > I missed one? > > > > caw > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > -------------------------- eGroups Sponsor -------------------------~-~> > eGroups eLerts > It's Easy. It's Fun. Best of All, it's Free! > http://click.egroups.com/1/9698/4/_/_/_/974447020/ > ---------------------------------------------------------------------_-> > > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > PaulPeckFamily-unsubscribe@egroups.com